Zack Addy from Bones deserved better

everythingfox:

He looks like an old light house keeper

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midnightclover:

qfliporiana:

anyone else relate

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jazzw4ve:

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH’S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

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staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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lonelyroommp3:

every fucking year we get another “no seriously tumblr is dying for REAL this time” scare and at this point i’m just taking an exhausted drag of a cigarette and staring out the window knowing damn well you are not even going to get me looking at another social media platform until either every last one of my beloved mutuals jumps ship to the same alternative or i log on here one day and there are actually red flashing lights all over my dash and an alarm blaring and a robotic voice telling me This Site Will Self Destruct In 24 Hours

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2010s-nostalgia:

sluttyquarantinetheory:

ten-and-donna:

chauvinistsushi:

mcclellansmelf:

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

nintendo’s plan to make everyone get out the house is working spectacularly if a bit odd.

“Working spectacularly, if a bit odd” is Nintendo’s entire goddamn business model.

Why? Why would you do this to me? What do you mean 2010s nostalgia? Excuse me? Hello? @2010s-nostalgia

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neosatsuma:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

I’m fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

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ivan-fyodorovich-k:

clearskjes:

mornington-the-crescent:

fiddlepickdouglas:

oonajaeadira:

0rki3:

squashfolded:

thewiglesswonder:

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good work everyone

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chrisisjustalie:

yoshthethird:

firebreathingeli:

Discuss.

Originally posted by ethelberty

This.

tumblr mobile won’t load but I bet it’s the fucking mirror lasers

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rosinrush:

skrytch:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

*INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

obviously it’s the wildlife wrestling federation.

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babblingbranches:

clitfisto:

clitfisto:

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

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a-real-human-person-not-fake:

maestrosmassacre:

verthanthi:

bromantically:

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

*minimizes word document and stands up*

My body:

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ruinedchildhood:

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